Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Rant between M and J about B

The below rant contains some crude language - parental guidance is advised:

Setup: "Glycerine" by Bush is playing at the Bar.... M texts J... Rant ensues-

M: 

Movie was great. We are now at a bar with bush playing - glycerine. 😏😏

J: 

Oh no
The greatest song ever
I wonder what he is singing about
The amazing thing is
He has no idea what he is singing about either
But he screams the word very forcefully and with gravitas

M: 

At least he is not flying to Los Angeles to find his asshole brother. 😜😜😜

J: 

It is as if Glycerine is causing him great angst
As if we should also feel the deep seated yearning
For whatever or whomever glycerine is
My guess is that it is Not Gwen Stefani's pussy slathered in some acidic chemical
But "no doubt" that interpretation Could be valid
Since Gavin in his infinite artistic wisdom has utterly failed to express Any Meaning whatsoever in that song
I love bush
And by that i mean
Both pussy in its general sense
And the band
I select E, "all of the above"
Everything Zen, man. Everything Zen.
-Seacrest Out.

1 comment:

  1. The real question is, if you two are at a bar together, why in the world did this conversation happen via text message?!?! lol!

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